Sunday, February 18, 2018

Plimberton Extremely Angry

Billy Plimberton, the leader of the gang of thugs referred to as Naptimez Ova!, has blown a fuse. While being interviewed on TV, he seemed to threaten the entire fan base of a very popular celebrity.

"It's obvious to me that anyone protecting my so-called dad, Clift Barwell, is complicit in a conspiracy against justice." Then he yelled, "JUSTICE WILL BE CARRIED OUT!"

He was so mad that he squeezed his juice box and sent a fruity stream arching high into the air. It shot up almost in slow motion. Then he took a breath and outlined his new plan. "We, Naptimez Ova!, will walk to Washington DC and we will do what the bomb, and the waterfall, the sausage factory, and whatever else failed to do! Clift Barwell is as good as dead! And he can take that as a threat!"

Just then, an elongated splash of juice, pulled down by gravity, damaged a microphone, so the rest of the message seemed muddled--but still sufficiently clear. Plimberton and his army vowed to march from Saint Louis to Washington D.C., recruiting all the way.

With Plimberton's charisma and leadership skills, an enormous army, the likes of which has not been seen since 1812, shall converge on Washington in search of Clift Barwell.

Plimberton and his gang were last seen whistling in unison and marching westward out of Saint Louis.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Something Fishy About Plimberton Flight Plan's Emergency Landing

Clift Bartwell breathed a sigh of relief when he received the following  text message from one of his fans, an airline pilot who just happened to be transporting Naptimez Ova!, on his jumbo jet en route to our nation's capital.

Thug passengers think they are in Washington, but I landed in Saint Louis! LOL!

The pilot, who does not want his name mentioned due to his lack of professionalism, said that the whole Kit and Kaboodle got off the plane thinking the Saint Louis Arch was the Washington Monument. "Who knows how long they are going to be walking around in the wrong city. This is priceless," he chortled.

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Seattle Newspaperman Clues in Naptimez Ova!

It seems that the Naptimez Ova! street gang members, have resigned from their jobs at the Pike Place Fish Market in Seattle. Their patience and public relations have paid off. A part time obituary writer for the Seattle Sun-Times who also supplies newspaper for wrapping fish has informed Billy Plimberton, the gang leader, that their prey, Clift Barwell, is actually in Washington, D.C. and not the state of Washington. "It's OK," said Plimberton. "We saved a lot of money and got very muscular with the exercise of throwing fish all day. We can really pulverize someone now." He punched his right fist into the palm of his left hand for emphasis.

Plimberton and the gang were last seen--or as some witnesses emphasized, smelled--at Seattle International Airport near Tacoma, Washington, with first-class tickets for the nation's capital.