Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Monday, February 15, 2016

Blue Green Plant Finds New Financing Paradigm!

The Blue Green Power Plant has decided to solicit funding from The People's Republic of China to fund it's Clickstarter campaign, since funds from the USA have fallen short.

"We received a couple of bad checks, probably from people who just wanted free t-shirts," said a Bluegreenplant representative, who shrugged and chortled nostrilly.  "The joke was on them," he continued. "Our policy is not to send any t-shirts until checks clear."

The Bluegreenplant reporter thought the Bluegreenplant representative was finished and began to pack up the microphone. 

The representative continued talking, "So the joke was on them!"

The reporter laughed and the representative stopped him from unplugging the mic. "Since there are billions of people in China, it was determined to be an excellent source of revenue for Bluegreenplant's salute to the Declaration of Independence and the USA."

The reporter mentioned that it was a good idea, then an electronic pop was heard as the microphone was disconnected.