Monday, April 08, 2013

Formerly Cute Children "Age out" and Form Street Gang

Occupants of the Children Who Need Help Golden Dome Orphanage have aged out and now must find new accommodations, says Mulch Park resource officer Dan Willard Talbot. "These kids are old enough to be on their own instead of sapping resources of this nominally state-funded facility," he said.  They should get jobs and contribute to society instead of being leeches."

In the meantime, Little Billy Plimberton has used the internet to file papers at the City Hall in Los Angeles, California. He plans to go west and establish a street gang called Naptimez Ova!  The exclamation point is part of the name. If approved, the gang's territory will span a large swath of LA, including the residence of their former TV father, Clift Barwell, who the papers identify as their "number one nemesis."

Barwell was unavailable for comment. His UPS guy, however, said that he heard Barwell had checked into a Beverly Hills Clinic for treatment of nervousness and a hunched shoulder cramp.