Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Cartoonist Misses Towelamp


A cartoonist for the Mulch Park Gazette has lamented the disappearance of his pen's favorite victim, William Towelamp. The Pluitzer Prize winning newspaper sketch artist goes by no other name than his trademark swirl left at the bottom his cartoons.

His last cartoon lampooned Towelamp's great wealth by portraying him as a clerk in a supermarket complaining that the other milks were crowding into the section of the refrigerator reserved for the one percent milk.

"I hope he resurfaces," said the cartoonist as he was stirring a beer with an olive at the Renaissance Pub, I need the material!

Saturday, February 04, 2012

Smithly Raps

Hecot Smithly has written a rap song about William Towelamp which calls on regular average citizens to rebel and occupy Towelamp's mansion in Mulch Park, Nebraska.

The song, entitled "Absorb This!" is available through iTunes.