Monday, July 26, 2010

Reverse Meteorite Spotted

"Instead of falling towards the Earth, the meteor shot from somewhere on the surface of the Earth and out into space," said a man who was so shocked that he could not remember his own name. "It just goes beyond the rules of science and turns everything upside down!"

The middle aged scientist with tie-dyed blonde hair was referring to an unnatural occurence that occured in front of a large bussload of tourists in Alabama. One of the tourists, Maggie Price, described the incident. A giant rock came out of the ocean and flew out into space. Scary as hell."

Experts have speculated that it was a reverse asteroid.