Saturday, May 30, 2009

Odd Prowler's Plane Crashes!

Metropolitan Airlines flight 298 from Fort Lauderdale to New York City crashed. This is the same flight that the much loved Odd Prowler bought a ticket on so he could travel to read from his children's book to schoolchildren in an impoverished neighborhood like Queens or Harlem. The most tragic thing is that they saw this coming. A psychic had broken her silence during one of her autoharp concerts to inform the world about her affinity with the Odd Prowler, and a few weeks later she warned him of the plane crash via the Internet.

"This so could have been avoided," Said Eddie Busrekz, an internet junkie who works at New York's La Guardia Airport.

The details are sketchy, but it appears that after a textbook landing on runway sixteen at La Guardia, the plane taxied into the tarmac and smashed into a luggage cart, destroying all kinds of luggage, including a fancy banjo for which the owner had not purchased additional insurance.
Later that day, the Odd Prowler's English was flawless as he presented an awestruck group of kids with an awesome presentation, which those little ones will remember for a lifetime.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Psychic Autoharpist Arrested For Trespassing


Psychic autoharpist, Mally Branagain, has been arrested for entering a community television station and commandeering broadcasting equipment. Mally Branagain appeared on countless television screens in La Mirada, California and Needles, California pleading for the airlines to ground Metropolitan Flight 298 from Fort Lauderdale to New York.

"It is going to crash. It is going to crash. Do not go on that plane!" she hollered.

This is the same plane that the Odd Prowler is scheduled to take to New York for his presentation to school children. She sounded serious. Very serious.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Major Newspaper Endorses Odd Prowler's Advancement in English Level

An editorial in the on-line version of the New York Times has thrown the paper's considerable virtual weight behind the movement to promote the Odd Prowler to an intermediate or advanced English as a Second Language class at his school. He was placed for a second time in the beginning level after he refused to answer a nosy question in the placement interview.

As a show of gratitude, the Odd Prowler has given the paper permission to fly him up to New York City, where he will read to school children from his new children's book: Rescue in the Center of the Earth!" In the book, the Odd Prowler relates how he saved Bill Duckton's life in the Center of the Earth. The book was financed by Duckton with his considerable Pluitzer Prize check.

Arnie Notoro, the principal of The Institute for Studies of English, which is where the Odd Prowler is registered, refused to comment after being ridiculed by a Bluegreenplant reporter who called him unfair. "Hey, he flunked. End of story," he said, and then walked out of his office to his Mazda.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Duckton-Dafferty Conflict Washed Away

It looks like the cleanliness of the Odd Prowler has washed away a simmering feud between Blue Green Power Plant colleagues, Bill Dafferty and Bill Duckton. The two excellent journalists were at odds over a scratch in Duckton's blue car which turned out to be grime.

The two were seen eating ice cream, chuckling, and drinking Old Milwaukee Beer in Duckton's corner office. The Florida Marlins were on the flat screen TV, losing three to seven.

It seems as if everything is "chillin" at the Blue Green Power Plant.

Happy days are here again.

"A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." From The Internet