Monday, August 25, 2008

Angela Ramos Has Her Say

Let me tell you, Bill Duckton is a phony. Doesn't anyone remember that he was collecting two paychecks a couple of years ago because he was invented by one Bill Dafferty that sonof a (explective deleted) invented Duckton and made him such a hero that he actually nominated him for and he won the Pluitzer Prize! Well now i have to admit that I was fooled just as much as everyone and I traveled into the center of the earth to save this guy when it turns out that Duckton is in (explective deleted) . He traveled through the Earth and was so stupid that he didn't even notice that he was in the center and Hecot Smithly, deserted him and crawled up a spring fed crack to Cuba and rescued that doctor who got him out of a towel and that doctor's mom. There's nothing but dirt and sand every where and what the (explective deleted) or where the(explective deleted) is the magma? Can't anyone tell, he is in (explective deleted) and I will follow him as soon as I can figure out the way he went. All I can see is(explective deleted) sand all over the place and oh(explective deleted) I broke a fingernail. That's just great. (explective deleted) (explective deleted) head duckton.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Junior Reporter Jealous of Duckton


Only dirt?

Junior Reporter Angela Ramos, who entered the hole to go to the Center of the Earth claiming to have a plan to rescue Bill Duckton, who had been bitten by an otherworldly insect that looked like an ant, seems to be showing jealousy in her transmissions about her progress. She insisted, with no proof, that Duckton was "pulling a Dafferty" and "was not in the Center of the Earth at all. " Furthermore, she stated that the Center of the Earth is "just dirt. Duckton is making the rest up in order to engender glory for himself."
We at the Blue Green Power Plant love Angela, but think that maybe she should come up for air and give Bill Duckton credit where credit is due. We also suggest that she not use the word engender any more.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Hecot Smithly Announces "Duckton Tax"


Mayor Hecot Smithly of Mulch Park, Nebraska, has announced a special tax to be levied upon anyone besides him who uses the hole to go to the Center of the Earth. His announcement was met with a mixed bag of comments:

"Tax and spend. He doesn't surprise me." Millionaire William Towelamp

"This is unfair. I didn't know about the tax when I entered this scary scene to rescue Bill Duckton, my colleague." Angela Ramos, reporter

He deserted me and now he wants to share in the riches of the Center of the Earth? He has got to be kidding." Bill Duckton, reporter

On another note, Ace reporter, Bill Duckton, has announced that he is having a great time at the sports festival in the center of the Earth. He has transmitted that Centerofearthians are great hosts and not only has he put on a few pounds due to their cuisine, but also that they are so nice that he has decided to stop referring to them as creatures.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Fireworks for Duckton at Sports Festival


A hugely wonderful choreographed welcome ceremony met Pluitzer Prize nominated Bluegreenplant reporter Bill Duckton as he arrived to cut the ribbon for the opening of the Sports Festival at the Center of the Earth. We salute Bill Duckton for rising to such a high status in the Center of the Earth. We just hope he remembers to come home. We miss him!

Bill Duckton here. You wouldn't believe all the people in this festival. They are all here to see me cut the ribbon! I guess I am a bit of an oddity here, what with my height and muscles and lighter colored hair. But they love me!

Friday, August 08, 2008

Duckton Fever In Center of Earth


Bill Duckton, in a short time, has risen to celebrity status in the Center of the Earth. "Duckton fever has reached hullabaloo level," ace reporter Bill Duckton has transmitted. "I am a humble guy, just an honest, hometown reporter following a story. I don't trumpet my horn, but I have to tell you, everyone knows who I am. I have been chosen to cut the ribbon at the sports festival. Dignitary status, that's me!"

Since Duckton recovered from a bite from an otherworldly insect, he appears stronger than ever.

The Blue Green Power Plant is proud of Bill Duckton.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Duckton Feeling Better

Bluegreenplant reporter, Angela Ramos, has gone down the hole to the center of the Earth in search of Bill Duckton, who claims to have joined a Center of the Earth Family after they nursed him back to health when he was bitten by a venomous otherworldly insect.

Ramos expressed frustration when she was detained and ordered to pay a toll by the rich skinflint, William Towelamp, but now she is optimistic about finding her colleague, Bill Duckton.

Duckton, in a recent transmission, claimed to feel "Like a million bucks" and expressed enthusiasm about his "family" taking him to an otherworldly sporting event.

Ramos has promised that if she upstages Duckton and wins the Pluitzer prize herself, she will dedicate it to Duckton.

Reginald Gamma Lets His Mom Hug Him


Dr Reginald Gamma is softening up his stance and actually showing an amiable attitude towards reporters. After a routine photo opportunity with his Mom at the Linen n Things in Mulch Park, Nebraska, reporters urged Emma Gamma to embrace her son, and he allowed her to.

Reginald Gamma's rescuer, Hecot Smithly, the mayor of Mulch Park, has promised them a tax-free apartment if the two will remain in Mulch Park.

Mayor Smithly stated, "It was the least I could do, tit for tat, I mean, he saved me from being absorbed into a towel, so I went to the center of the Earth, tunneled up through Cuba, and rescued him and his mom."

"I used to think he was a stalker, now he is a true hero," said Dr Gamma. "I am sorry I punched him that one time.