Friday, August 31, 2007

Rival Reporter Claims Bill Duckton Never Existed!

An envious reporter for a rival website and print periodical which shall not be named has reported that Bill Dafferty, the nominee for a prestigious prize, fabricated Bill Duckton in order to gain prestige by reporting on his disappearance. Bluegreen plant is dubious about her claims.

Angela Ramos, a former Bluegreenplant reporter, jealously claimed that, "Dafferty invented Duckton in order to collect two paychecks. The award nomination was just a by-product of his scheme. The proof is in your own damn archives dated March third 2007."

The Blue Green Power Plant does not approve of her foul language. For the record, Angela Ramos resigned from the Blue Green Power Plant when she couldn't keep up with her deadlines.

Friday, August 24, 2007

Giant Magnet Found inside of Tree

Landscapers in Moss Springs, South Carolina, discovered a magnetic rod the thickness of a human arm inside of a ten thousand year old tree that they were cutting down to make room for a housing development and golf course. When scientists in South Carolina declined to investigate, other scientists from more educated states were invited to investigate the phenomena.

Bill Ridgely, a scientist from California State University, has obtained an order to cease cutting the tree until it can be examined.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Euclid Green Tops The Charts

Bluegreen Plant readers have spoken. Bill Dafferty's new corner office will be painted Euclid Green. "I am very happy with euclid green," said crackerjack reporter Bill Dafferty when asked his opinion of the color.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Corner Office Remodeling Has Begun

The public is thrilled to be able to vote on their choice of three colors to repaint the corner office for Bill Dafferty, Bluegreenplant's crackerjack and award nominated reporter. "I want nothing but the best," stated interior designer Strum Bullartson, "I am going to include a shrine to the late Bill Duckton in the corner, and therefore feel it is completely appropriate to use the funds from the Bill Ducton Memorial. It is the right thing to do."

To vote for your favorite color, just click the link below and your vote will be registered. Thank you.

I choose Ocean Mist
I choose Euclid Green

I choose Mambury Panic

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Bill Dafferty Gets Corner Office

The Old Office and the New One: Dafferty is Moving on Up!

In recognition for his crackerjack reporting and constant concern and support for his colleagues, Bill Dafferty had been promoted to a corner office which is much better then the office that he used to have, which was reported on August 11, 2006.

We congratulate Bill Dafferty on his promotion. He deserves it. In the meantime, Staff at BluegreenPlant is very excited about the upcoming announcement of who will win the Plutzer Prize for this year, 2007. Our man, BillDafferty, is highly favorited, due to his bravery in reporting the "Where is Bill Duckton" series.