A man who was completely absorbed by a towel while he was drying himself off is scheduled to be extracted from the towel this Friday or Saturday, scientists announced on Monday.
Dr. Reginald Gamma of the Maldive Islands will perform the operation in a hospital in Indiana, USA. "Reporters are to be briefed on the proceduree the day before the operation's success," stated Dr. Gamma's press agent. "There is more to come. This will really be a painstaking milestone of immense proportions in the history of science."