Thursday, January 05, 2006

Observatory Quarantined

The observatory at Turnberry University in Queensland, Australia has been sealed by authorities and placed under quarentine. University officials remain mum, but Torm
Stibbins, an employee at "Turn-very-Good Muffins," a business adjacent to the observatory has told the Blue Green Power Plant that, "You can't go near there. Some kind of germ biology (sic) was released in there and my business hasn't been the same since." The Blue Green Power Plant has sent investigators to the scene to get the up close story.