Friday, October 12, 2018

Frantic Mother Begs Mulch Park Posse for Help

The frantic mother of little Todd Howard Jefferton, the kid who disappeared last week while buying a burger and a shake, has appeared on media outlets begging the Mulch Park Posse to use their expertise to find her missing child.

As of the time of this report, she has not received any response. When a Bluegreenplant reporter asked her if she had seen the fiasco with the Posse and the LAPD and the tasers, she said that she had not.

The mother of little Todd Howard Jefferton was urged to call the Mulch Park Posse by Estelita, the famous psychic who has seemed to be on a roll recently.

It should be noted that the longer these disappearances go on, the lower the likelihood of recovering the child.

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