The fans of Country Judge--The Movie are not being offered any mea culpas from security forces in the wake of the explosive fiasco at the Speigleman mansion last week. On the contrary, the smoke has not cleared and security is already insisting it was not their fault. A particularly intimidating group, all of whom had either worked as extras or performed bit parts in the Mad Max movie franchise, was unable to prevent the horrific carnage and destruction at the mansion, which now coincidentally looks like a slice of post nuclear Australian Outback.
A tall and muscular actor and former MMA fighter who identified himself only as Orta insists that the blame for the destruction goes directly on the graphologist who was hired to interpret the handwriting of the spray-painted blood-red graffiti on the wall outside of Steven Speigleman's mansion. "All I can say is that he had plenty of time to identify the threatener," said Orta. "He's sitting on his hands. Everyone knows it is Plimberton and all he had to do was identify Plimberton as the threatener so we could have gone after him and taken care of business." He seemed a little antsy, in spite of his leather muscle shirt and chain mail crotch protector. "Our hands were tied. We couldn't do nothing."
"What went through your head when the first mortar hit?" asked the Bluegreenplant reporter.
"I'll tell you what I was thinking," Orta responded while thumping his chest. "I was thinking that I want to tear Billy Plimberton apart in a cage-match. Hell, I don't give a damn if he saved that jury member on TV. I know for a fact that he hates Clift Barwell. I am 120% sure that it's him."