Ultra high security has been imported from the cast of the new Mad Max movie to protect the upcoming celebration to announce the cast of the new Country Judge, the Movie, which is said to be ahead of schedule in production.
"There have been several threats, which we have decided to treat as realistic," said director, Steve Speigleman.
When asked how many threats, Speigleman wavered and then vocalized, "One hundred and seventy."
Apparently the community has been freaking out with fear and terror. Several threatening calls have been traced by the Los Angeles Police Department, but the results were inconclusive. Graphologists are analyzing the penmanship of the graffiti on the wall around the perimeter of Speigleman's mansion where the words heads will roll were spray painted in blood-red paint. The graphologists' deliberative process is frustrating the locals, who want an arrest. Detectives from the logistics squad are gathering and studying various clues, one of which is a pair of initials scrawled at the end of the spray-painted threat. The initials are BP.
"I want an arrest made as soon as possible," said a jumpy Speigleman. "I can't live like this!"