Saturday, September 22, 2018

Graphologist Identifies Author of Threatening Threats

Today, at a taping of the Dr. Phillip Show in Los Angeles, renowned Graphologist, Guraku Gakusha, identified the author of threats written in blood-red spray-paint on the security perimeter wall at the home of famed movie director, Steven Speigleman. The phrase Heads Will Roll was written in a very neat, but childish scrawl exactly 170 times. A few days after the threats appeared, the mansion was obliterated by mortar fire.

"I understand that after careful study you have determined that you can identify with up to 99.9 percent surety who this sick minded lowlife is. Isn't that so?" asked Dr. Phillip.

"I am even more sure than that," stated Gakusha. "The sick minded individual who wrote that graffiti was Billy Plimberton, the leader of Naptimez Ova! Terrorist group."

"I knew it!" responded Dr. Phillip.

The audience applauded and they broke for a commercial.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG! I was watching that show, but they dragged it out for so long, I finally had to go to the bathroom. I guess I missed the announcement. Thank God and Jesus for this blog!

Jessy Clemintine