Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Terrorist Threat Threatens Country Judge Production Staff with a Threat

An ominous note and a burning bag of horse excrement that were left on the doorstep of famed director Steven Speigleman have been confiscated as evidence by LAPD cops.

"Unfortunately for him, but lucky for us, Mr. Speigleman extinguished the fire, so it was not a problem to collect the evidence," said Officer Lieutenant Belinda Caraballo of the logistics squad last Sunday evening. "My colleagues back at the station might not like it, but this is going to go into an evidence locker so it can be inspected for clues."

"What did the note say?" asked a Bluegreenplant reporter.

Officer  Caraballo became tightlipped. "I am unable to comment about an ongoing investigation."

"Ah, c'mon! Was the note signed?"

Officer Caraballo took on an annoyed expression and began to walk away.

The Bluegreenplant reporter then reached into his journalist's bag of tricks and used psychology to get some information. "I bet you didn't even read the note, did you?"

Officer Caraballo stopped in her tracks.

"Who signed the note?"

She turned, narrowed her eyes, glowered at the reporter, and pointed at the reporter's face with her index finger. "I'll tell you who signed the note. It was signed by Naptimez Ova! OK!?"

With a pivot, and  ignoring Bluegreenplant's follow-up question, her high heels clicked off into the distance.

Bystanders on the street outside of the California police facility pointed out that all clues seem to indicate that Naptimez Ova! is in South Florida and it would be impossible for them to commit this crime since they are on the opposite side of the country.


Anonymous said...

Excuse the expression, but holy shit! Billy Plimberton has gone nuts. He is getting deeper and deeper in trouble!

Reggie Thermidor
Maine, USA

Anonymous said...

This is going to lose popular support for Naptimez Ova--especially support for Billy Plimberton, who seems to be more thuggish each day and less boyishly charming. Either he has grown out of me or I have grown out of him.

Amanda Fine
Larrie Valley, Idaho

Anonymous said...

Billy Plimberton should be a model. He has the looks. (And I am not gay or anything like that). It is such a shame that a guy like that would choose a life of crime. He's walking down the wrong road.

Todd "Sproket" Mightshire
England, UK