Saturday, May 05, 2018
Plimberton Army Reduced to Thirteen People
The registered youth gang known as Naptimez Ova, has been reduced to a size of Biblical proportions. The well-known group of thugs has been wandering the landscapes of North America, much in the same way Jesus and his merry men scoured the Middle East.
"Nock off the analogies!" Texted gangleader Billy Plimberton, causing his contact at Bluegreenplant to respond, "Sic!"
"Sic Semper Tyrannis!" responded Plimberton, demonstrating that he obviously learned about more than just panhandling and cleaning firearms from the nuns at his childhood orphanage.
Naptimez Ova found themselves at the end of the line, having earlier mistakenly taken another wrong turn; instead of seeking revenge in our nation's capital, they observed a postcard-worthy sunset at Mallory Square in Key West, Florida.