Monday, April 23, 2018
A sympathetic Coca Cola truck driver offered the thug-gang, Naptimez Ova!, a ride and nobody thought of verifying the destination. As a result, the somewhat diminished gang detoured drastically to the south. Instead of Washington D.C., the gang is now in Atlanta, Georgia.
"I didn't know who they were, swear," said the big-rig truck driver. "I just saw these sorry SOB's walking down the highway arguing with each other. I decided to stop and offer them a ride." Arnie Bangston, the driver, was slender and relatively healthy looking, in spite of being a full time purveyor of the sugar-packed beverage. "I just assumed they were going to where I was going."
When asked for an explanation for the geographical bungle, gang leader Billy Plimberton, just sulked and grunted--that is until his eyes lit up when he was handed a wad of tickets to a free tour of the Coca Cola facility. As Plimberton handed out the tickets to his remaining crew-members, he stated cryptically, "God provides."
If the photos on social media are accurate, Naptimez Ova! had a heck of a time touring the facility and swilling all the free Coca Cola they could drink!