Paraguayan paparazzi Carlos Minkheim - Gomez was involved in a rather madcap misadventure when he found himself in the wrong place at the wrong time.
"What was that all about?" he groaned from his cot at Asuncion Metropolitan hospital. The painkillers were just kicking in.
It seems that the hapless shutterbug was jumped by a gang of unidentified thugs as he jockeyed to get a better shot of the interior of the cottage where emmy winner Clift Barwell is staying rent free.
"What can you tell us about the attackers?" asked the Bluegreenplant reporter.
Obviously the painkillers started to make him delirious as he muttered repeatedly "Naptime's not over, is it? Wow that rabbits all over the place; do you see it?" He pointed his finger towards an empty corner.
By the time the Bluegreenplant reporter had backed out of the room, the tubby patient was making no sense at all. He shouted incoherently, "He's got a human foot!"