Monday, January 27, 2014
Naptimez Ova Bakesale and Carwash a Smash!
By using an ingenious and novel strategy, the group of aged-out orphans from a Nebraska orphanage and reality TV show raised enough money to fund an educational field trip for every member of the gang.
Billy Plimberton explained. "You see, instead of washing a ton of regular people's cars for one dollar, we washed just one rich guy's car and charged him a couple million dollars." Plimberton checked the time on his Rolex and continued. "Now we have enough for a field trip to South America."
"Are you going to see the ruins?" asked Bluegreenplant reporter Tabby Lane. She wore a smart-blue jacket.
"Maybe we are gonna make some ruins!" laughed Plimberton in a thug-like and antagonistic way.
The Bluegreenplant reporter's nervousness began to jitter the microphone, but she had one more question. She asked, "What kind of car was it you washed for so much money?"
"Towelamp's car," muttered a lad with cigarette burns on his fingers.
"Shut up!" snapped Plimberton.
William Towelamp was recently declared legally dead by the Mulch Park Diversified Insurance Company. The coroner filled in the blank referring to the cause of death with a simple question mark on the official death certificate.