Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Dog that Bit Hector Chen Quarantined
Due to the publicity generated when a dog actor nipped the hand of Hector Chen, scientist slash actor, and it swelled up, Charlesthedogactor.com has been quarantined for rabies.
The animal whined moanfully as an animal shelter worker did an interview with Bluegreenplant reporter, Angela Ramos. "If that dog dies, then Mister Chen dies. That's all there is to it!"
"But isn't there a treatment for rabies?" inquired the astute reporter. "A series of painful injections into the abdomen with a foot-long needle?" Her beautiful black locks wafted in the air, scented with Lysol and animal grime.
"You know," replied the animal control worker. "We don't have many women as beautiful as you coming in here. I must be a little flustered." He shrugged and grinned. "Sure there's a cure. I guess we could give that to the dog."
Ms. Ramos, even the more gorgeous deflecting the flattery, responded, "Oh, I mean for Mister Chen."
"I suppose we could get some shots for Mister Chen as well." He smiled in a distracted way as the alluring reporter squatted down and gestured with kissing sounds toward the famous Charlesthedogactor.com, who cowered in the corner of the kennel.