Paraguayan astronomers have used strategy to verify that the tiny creature seen moving about in a hollow inside of an asteroid which crashed through the roof of a prodigious News Gathering agency is not the baby Jesus. as previously thought.
"We turned the tables on ourselves and used a microscope instead of a telescope," said one of the astronomers in a drunken stupor. "We didn't care what our colleagues were going to say. We wanted to find out what it was."
When they looked inside, they saw a creature waving, but it didn't look anything like the baby Jesus, as it was misidentified around Christmas time.
More studies and details are forthcoming, according to a maintenance man who was watching over the sleeping scientists.