Friday, February 12, 2010

Tiny Thing Inside of Asteroid is Not Jesus

Paraguayan astronomers have used strategy to verify that the tiny creature seen moving about in a hollow inside of an asteroid which crashed through the roof of a prodigious News Gathering agency is not the baby Jesus. as previously thought.

"We turned the tables on ourselves and used a microscope instead of a telescope," said one of the astronomers in a drunken stupor. "We didn't care what our colleagues were going to say. We wanted to find out what it was."

When they looked inside, they saw a creature waving, but it didn't look anything like the baby Jesus, as it was misidentified around Christmas time.

More studies and details are forthcoming, according to a maintenance man who was watching over the sleeping scientists.


Anonymous said...

Sounds like a Sea Monkey. I bet that's what it is.

Carl Eaten
Sidney, Australia

Anonymous said...

I think it is sad that the asteroid was not the second coming.

-Lilliana VonSchtrichtenberg Fontmarier

Anonymous said...

I am grateful that the asteroid didn't be the second coming. What a letdown! A baby Jesus you could only see with a microscope! Come ON!

-Muscilanimous Kristos Vortikis

Anonymous said...

I think when we are instructed by spiritual leaders to look within for enlightenment, they don't mean within alien mineral deposits - - they mean within *ourselves*!

-Angela Summershine

ojeano said...

Wow! That asteroid is getting a lot of mileage even AFTER it entered the earth's atmosphere and crashed into that roof! Woof!

Anonymous said...

I think bill Duckton in in on this.

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