Monday, February 08, 2010

Duckton Disappearance Raises Rumors On Internet

Chat groups and blobs on the internet are humming with rumors as to the whereabouts of Bill Dafferty, fugitive. It appears that he has escaped into a hole which was left by the Odd Prowler--a hole to the Center of the Earth.

Newly re-hired reporters Angela Ramos and Tabby Lane have been assigned the job of picking up the work left behind by Dafferty's absence.

"It's a damn shame," said Tabby Lane with her English accent. "And they are not raising our salaries a penny!"


Anonymous said...

I can't believe they didn't repair that hole.

Oscar Cascarabbias

Anonymous said...

Are you talking about Duckton or Dafferty?

Annita Trago