Chat groups and blobs on the internet are humming with rumors as to the whereabouts of Bill Dafferty, fugitive. It appears that he has escaped into a hole which was left by the Odd Prowler--a hole to the Center of the Earth.
Newly re-hired reporters Angela Ramos and Tabby Lane have been assigned the job of picking up the work left behind by Dafferty's absence.
"It's a damn shame," said Tabby Lane with her English accent. "And they are not raising our salaries a penny!"