A school counselor from a local middle school in Miami-Dade County has offered his services to evaluate Angela Ramos, the Blue Green Power Plant reporter who has been lost in the Center of the Earth for over a year. Co-workers have reported her as being "grouchy and touchy" ever since her return.
"She seemed especially irritable when informed that she no longer has a job. She refuses to accept that the economy took a downturn while she was gone and she was the first to be laid off," said Mister Morton, school guidance counselor and future PhD candidate. "This is a textbook case of denial."
Mr. Morton will be paid a stipend of $100.00 for his assistance with Angela's case. He will get an additional $50.00 if she tells him whether she saw the Odd Prowler on her way out of the Center of the Earth.