Saturday, August 29, 2009

Odd Prowler Turns Up Missing

You could hear a pin drop in the City of Mulch Park, Nebraska as the Odd Prowler waved goodbye and jumped down the hole that goes to the Center of the Earth.

"He will truly be missed," stated a man dressed as a Roman Centurion and walking a poodle. "I don't know how I will enjoy myself at the costume party tonight, what with the Odd Prowler leaving us. He was such a nice guy."

A beautiful and sexy woman said, "His absence left a hole in my heart. I remember when he smiled at me when we were both in the same line and the cashier left us alone to grab me a pack of cigarettes. I smiled right back at him."

The Odd Prowler left the surface of the Earth because, he said, he was ready to go back home to his chicken farm, which he missed.

Distressed people abounded. A frantic French Canadian was beside himself with grief at the loss of the Odd Prowler. He said, "How can he be gone! He didn't pay his fare!" The middle aged man hid his face against his yellow taxi and let out a diatribe in French, which may have contained a few sobs.


Anonymous said...

I think I saw him tonight at the Chinese restaurant down the street from my apt. He was eating egg rolls and flirting with the waitress.

Anonymous said...

He will truly be missed.

Exxon Sanchez, Isla de Juventud, Cuba

Anonymous said...

Why wasn't this on the mainstream news?

Cindy Sanders