Monday, August 24, 2009
Odd Prowler Promises to Reveal Real Name Before he Goes Home
Thousands of the inhabitants of the surface of the Earth, also known as superficials, lamented as the news was announced. The beloved children's book author and rescuer of Bill Duckton who brought an era of peace between perpetual feuders, Sir (sic) William Towelamp and Mayor Hecot Smithly has announced that he plans to return home. "I feel I have seen enough of your world and I miss my chicken farm," he stated to a reporter from National Public Radio, who rudely pushed his way past a Bluegreen Power Plant reporter.
He quelled the NPR reporters tedious tears by promising to tell his name to everyone as long as The Blue Green Power Plant reporter was given equal access. The NPR reporter reluctantly shifted to one side and the Bluegreen reporter squeezed through and shoved the microphone in the Odd Prowler's face. The Odd Prowler grinned, gave a thumbs up and said, "My real name is Ding Xiao Chen." Then he added a cryptic, "from Shanghai."
So far, nobody has been able to figure out why he made reference to a Chinese city.