Sunday, July 19, 2009
Mayor Hecot Smithly Declares Towelamp a Terrorist
Mayor Hecot Smithly of Mulch Park, Nebraska has appeared on a TV news program and declared that William Towelamp is a terrorist, qualifying him for special "enhanced" interrogation techniques from law enforcement.
"He has kidnapped the Odd Prowler," he stated with emphasis, "against his will!"
Towelamp, when reached by phone, stated, "Sir William Towelamp can not come to the phone right now. Please leave a message at the sound of the tone."
The Odd Prowler got lost when he tried to take a Canadian taxi back to Miami from an excursion to New York, where he was reading his new book to needy schoolchildren. The taxidriver, who shares the same nationality as Towelamp, claims to have gone off course accidently when ice cream dripped on his GPS device.