Thursday, June 11, 2009

Odd Prowler Recieves Huge Check

A consortium of readers of interesting internet news sources has collected sufficient funds to send the Odd Prowler a check so that he can return to his home in Miami, Florida in a taxi instead of an airplane.

When asked to comment, the Odd Prowler replied in flawless English, "My home is not in Miami. That is Bill Duckton's home. I am from the Center of the Earth."

In spite of his failure to express gratitude, the press is sure that he is grateful.

He will begin his trip on Monday, in Burt's Taxi.

Investigative journalism has uncovered that the check was signed by millionaire, William Towelamp. When contacted for comment, Towelamp responded with gravity, "Air travel just is not safe. What if the plane hit a satellite or something? How did you get my number!?"


Sirwilliamtowelamp said...

It's Sir William Towelamp. I told that to your damn reporter.

Sir William Towelamp

Anonymous said...

I didn't contribute. I am against harboring illegal aliens in this country.
Send him back where he belongs. It's Hell, right? Isn't Hell in the center of the earth?