Friday, May 22, 2009

Psychic Autoharpist Arrested For Trespassing


Psychic autoharpist, Mally Branagain, has been arrested for entering a community television station and commandeering broadcasting equipment. Mally Branagain appeared on countless television screens in La Mirada, California and Needles, California pleading for the airlines to ground Metropolitan Flight 298 from Fort Lauderdale to New York.

"It is going to crash. It is going to crash. Do not go on that plane!" she hollered.

This is the same plane that the Odd Prowler is scheduled to take to New York for his presentation to school children. She sounded serious. Very serious.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

she has a 98 percent accuracy rate. Tell the Odd Prowler not to go on that plane!


Solido
Dulmpston

aircraft mechanic, Kansas National Airport

Anonymous said...

THEY MUST GROUND THAT FLIGHT!!!! I CAN'T EMPHASIZE IT ENOUGH.

ODD PROWLER, IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE DON'T GO ON THAT PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111Susan Plimpton
Boysenberry, New York

Anonymous said...

I think I have seen this woman. Doesn't she stand on the corner there at Fisherman's Wharf in SF, yelling at everyone who walks by?
Yes, I am sure it is the same woman.

-Pete Smothers
Corona, Ca