Sunday, February 22, 2009

Towelamp Sitting on Bailout Money

Duncan D, amateur rap and graffiti artist, has posted on his Myspace page, a photo of William Towelamp sitting atop a huge pile of money and laughing harshly. Duncan wrote, in his street-cred dialect: "De dawggg gotz t' mezza pong dalla fo dat e-kon-oh mee." Duncan, a native of Cardiff-by-the Sea, California, lives with his parents, an investment banker and a homemaker, who are having a rough time since the economy has hit the skids.

Towelamp has responded to the embarassing criticism with his own, laconic, one-line post: "I am going to soak a wad of money in water, freeze it solid, and then nail that sonofabitch's forehead when he goes up to accept his Grammy award, cause all the shittiest ones win a grammy!" He posted as a response to the Myspace posting, which has since disappeared from cyberspace.

In other news, nobody seems able to figure out who the odd prowler is and Bill Duckton is still taking taxis.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That Towelamp is one greedy skinflint. I am neither liberal nor conservative. As a matter of fact, I haven't voted in the past four elections. I think that it's only fair to point out that Towelamp got his bailout money from the previous administration, before the baton was passed to the new president.

Hope Eclair
Wisconsin

Anonymous said...

I wish the Blue Green Power Plant would do some deep investigative journalism and find out who that mysterious character is.

As for Towelamp, he is a shame to Canada. I don't know how he got that money.

Harley Stater
Ottawa, Manitoba

Anonymous said...

Get with the program, Harley. It isn't the "Mysterious Character." It is the "Odd Prowler."

Toby Stater
Ottawa, Manitoba
Canada

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Toby.

Harley Stater
Ottawa, Manitoba
(Which everyone knows is in Canada)

bluegreenplant said...

Please refrain from using foul language on this blog.

You would probably be surprised to hear how many children, who are dissatisfied with the mainstream news media, read this blog.

Please restrict your pejorative rejoinders to euphemisms when you feel a little hot-headed.

Anonymous said...

He means shut up, Harley.

Toby Stater
Ottawa, Manitoba
Canada

Anonymous said...

Dang! Things are heating up around here!

-X. Goldsmith

sirwilliamtowelamp said...

YOu can call me Sir William Towelamp.

poetlaureate4me said...

Towelamp sitting atop a huge pile of money and laughing harshly.

Her stinky, wet fur aflame in my nostrils

the dog crept along skittishly

my ciruits are overloaded, but I'll try to do better next time

-Steve the poet

howiemandelimpersonator said...

All I can say is, Bravo Steve!

Howiemandelimpersonator

TheoneandonlyduncanD said...

I wants to sample you pome Steve-dawg. Yeahhh, tha's wha' I'm sayin'.


Duncan D
Rap Artist