Monday, January 19, 2009

Odd Prowler Makes Slick Escape from Jail Cell

The odd prowler who had been detained for loitering around outside of Bluegreenplant Headquarters while everyone was looking out the window waiting for Bill Duckton, ace reporter, who never arrived and therefore underscored everyone's disappointment, escaped from his jail cell.

"There was a hole. He went down a hole," said Manny Guppytrawler of the county jail.

Mr. Guppytrawler would have said more, but an alarm went off and he hung up on our Blue Green Power Plant reporter and therefore curtailed her information gathering endeavors.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

People are always disappearing down holes on this blog.
So strange...

-Irma Bloomerton
-Frankfurt, KY