Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Ruined!!!

Bill Duckton did not show up at the Blue Green Power Plant holiday party. Never has such anticipation been met with such preoccupation, anxiety, and disappointment. The absolute lack of communication from Pluitzer Prize winner Duckton only intensifies the situation.

"Nobody in America will be able to enjoy Christmas now because they are worried about Duckton," said Santa Claus, or at least a man who looked like Santa Claus, outside of the retailer of questionable scruples, Macy's.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had wonderful Christmas. I don't know what you are talking about.

-Katie Mayfield
San Francisco

Anonymous said...

Katie,
you are in denial. YOu got a smile on your face, but you are not happy inside. I know you have been following this story because obviously you read this blog (hence your sardonic comment). Christmas was a disaster, an exercise in irony or an exercise in hypocrisy. 2008 can't end soon enough for me and my sad guitar.

The Ragman

bluegreenplant said...

We have an announcement. Bill Duckton contacted us at 1700 hours Eastern time from the last pay phone in Omaha, Nebraska where he was catching a Greyhound for sunny South Florida, where he will pick up his car and drive up to Washington, DC to pick up his Pluitzer Prize.

Anonymous said...

Who is this Ragman?
-Katie Mayfield

Anonymous said...

I believe it when I see it. Last I heard, Duckton said he would never leave the Center of the Earth (he sent his cousin a post card, who happens to be my neighbor's hairdresser). Those were the words he wrote: "I AM NEVER LEAVING THIS PLACE."

-Barbara Platt
-Sawtooth, WY

Anonymous said...

I am the Ragman.

The Ragman