Friday, October 03, 2008

Angela Ramos Punches Bill Duckton

Shouting that she was doing fine and didn't need any help, Angela Ramos, the hopelessly lost Bluegreenplant reporter, shoved a clenched fist into the muzzle of Bill Duckton when he showed up in the route to the Center of the Earth to rescue her.

"Ouch," he stammered.
"I don't need your help, Duckton!!!" she exclaimed.

After the transmission was heard at Bluegreenplant Headquarters, employees celebrated their safety by eating candy bars and taking turns telling their favorite stories of their hero, Bill Duckton.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish Duckton were running for president.

Ashlely Trona

Anonymous said...

Why the Hell did she hit him?!

Lashieka Muntz

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA! This way funnier than the debates with Sarah Palin and Joe Biden!

-H.Clinton

Anonymous said...

Violence never solved anything. I know some people think it does, but they're only looking at the short term.