Monday, August 04, 2008

Reginald Gamma Lets His Mom Hug Him


Dr Reginald Gamma is softening up his stance and actually showing an amiable attitude towards reporters. After a routine photo opportunity with his Mom at the Linen n Things in Mulch Park, Nebraska, reporters urged Emma Gamma to embrace her son, and he allowed her to.

Reginald Gamma's rescuer, Hecot Smithly, the mayor of Mulch Park, has promised them a tax-free apartment if the two will remain in Mulch Park.

Mayor Smithly stated, "It was the least I could do, tit for tat, I mean, he saved me from being absorbed into a towel, so I went to the center of the Earth, tunneled up through Cuba, and rescued him and his mom."

"I used to think he was a stalker, now he is a true hero," said Dr Gamma. "I am sorry I punched him that one time.

1 comment:

Porcupinetaxi said...

I don't like the expression "Tit for Tat" and I don't like Hecot Smithly and I don't like the Gammas. As Rush said on the radio the other day when he was talking: "If it walks like a commie, talks like a commie..."