Junior Reporter Angela Ramos, who entered the hole to go to the Center of the Earth claiming to have a plan to rescue Bill Duckton, who had been bitten by an otherworldly insect that looked like an ant, seems to be showing jealousy in her transmissions about her progress. She insisted, with no proof, that Duckton was "pulling a Dafferty" and "was not in the Center of the Earth at all. " Furthermore, she stated that the Center of the Earth is "just dirt. Duckton is making the rest up in order to engender glory for himself."
We at the Blue Green Power Plant love Angela, but think that maybe she should come up for air and give Bill Duckton credit where credit is due. We also suggest that she not use the word engender any more.