Monday, August 04, 2008

Duckton Feeling Better

Bluegreenplant reporter, Angela Ramos, has gone down the hole to the center of the Earth in search of Bill Duckton, who claims to have joined a Center of the Earth Family after they nursed him back to health when he was bitten by a venomous otherworldly insect.

Ramos expressed frustration when she was detained and ordered to pay a toll by the rich skinflint, William Towelamp, but now she is optimistic about finding her colleague, Bill Duckton.

Duckton, in a recent transmission, claimed to feel "Like a million bucks" and expressed enthusiasm about his "family" taking him to an otherworldly sporting event.

Ramos has promised that if she upstages Duckton and wins the Pluitzer prize herself, she will dedicate it to Duckton.


MountainPatsy said...

What was the sporting event? He still hasn't explained what it is. Do they have Olympic events there, too?

Anonymous said...

This is exciting. I wonder what sports they do in the center of the earth.

Jamie Buitrago