Monday, August 25, 2008

Angela Ramos Has Her Say

Let me tell you, Bill Duckton is a phony. Doesn't anyone remember that he was collecting two paychecks a couple of years ago because he was invented by one Bill Dafferty that sonof a (explective deleted) invented Duckton and made him such a hero that he actually nominated him for and he won the Pluitzer Prize! Well now i have to admit that I was fooled just as much as everyone and I traveled into the center of the earth to save this guy when it turns out that Duckton is in (explective deleted) . He traveled through the Earth and was so stupid that he didn't even notice that he was in the center and Hecot Smithly, deserted him and crawled up a spring fed crack to Cuba and rescued that doctor who got him out of a towel and that doctor's mom. There's nothing but dirt and sand every where and what the (explective deleted) or where the(explective deleted) is the magma? Can't anyone tell, he is in (explective deleted) and I will follow him as soon as I can figure out the way he went. All I can see is(explective deleted) sand all over the place and oh(explective deleted) I broke a fingernail. That's just great. (explective deleted) (explective deleted) head duckton.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just don't feel right with all this cussing. If she can't say what she has to say without cursing, maybe I don't want to hear it. Why can't she offer something positive rather than complaining. Shame on you , Angela.

Reverend Patrick Skeleton

Anonymous said...

Angela tells it like it is. I support her one hundred and fifty percent. What short memories the blog reading public have. I am astounded by what Duckton gets away with. It is as if he is the teflon reporter!!!


Tabby Lane

Anonymous said...

The sports festival is over and I have been having a great time in the Center of the Earth. I love it here.

I read Angela's message, but I didn't get it. What is she talking about? I think she needs to be rescued.

Bill Duckton

Anonymous said...

Sour grapes for Angela, if you ask me.

-Raven Treandle

Anonymous said...

It sounds as if Angela is going loony down there. If Towelamp were a real man, he would go down there and rescue her, instead of waiting at the opening for Duckton to come back with plans of kicking his ass. Hell, Duckton ain't coming back. He is like a celebrity in the Center of the Earth.

Clark, the Country King,
Tennessee

Anonymous said...

Angela is the bravest human being I know.

Tabby Lane

MountainPatsy said...

Angela may be on to something. Someone needs to send her a headlamp so she can see down there.
Don't give up, Angela! Find Duckton before Mr. Towelamp gets there first, and you can do the ass-kicking.

-The Dog

therightrevfeldspar said...

Patsy dog,

Please don't say Find Duckton, as it looks like you are using the "F" word.

Also, your superfluous and unnecessary use of the phrase Kick a** is gratutious and common.

Reverend Feldspar

Anonymous said...

Here here!

Reverend Patrick Skeleton