Wednesday, June 18, 2008

William Towelamp Getting Madder

William Towelamp and his hired possee, who are waiting at the opening of the hole in Nebraska that goes to the center of the Earth so they can beat up The Mayor of Mulch Park, Nebraska for destroying Towelamp's vacation home, are getting annoyed with reports that Mayor Smithly has surfaced in Cuba, the communist island.

Towelamp cursed under his breath and uttered, "It's a red herring and you idiots at the press are just encouraging his deception. I know he has to come out of this hole and I will stay waiting here until Hell freezes over."

4 comments:

Willardalacranjohnsonphd said...

I am tired of reading prose written by your "B" list of reporters. Bring back Bill Duckton. At least he is somewhat distinguished.

Willard Alacran Johnson, PHD

poetlaureate4me said...

Hahaha! That is hilarious! "....until Hell freezes over." HAHAHA!
That Towelamp, he is a character.

-Steve, the poet

Anonymous said...

Towelamp deserves whatever he gets. He is a scoundrel and a no-good bastard and he still owes me money!

Quentin Morphish

sirwilliamtowelamp said...

It's Sir William Towelamp, Quentin.

Sir William Towelamp