Sunday, June 08, 2008
Bill Duckton Sends Digital Photograph of Sun in Center of Earth
Bill Duckton here. I told you that there is a sun in the center of the earth and here it is. Also, I found a lake and the people here are very nice. Unfortunately, they just speak gibberish. I communicate with them by using a universal sign language. They have promised to take me to their leader. No luck finding Hecot Smithly. The center of the Earth is so big, he could be anywhere.
The previous report was filed by Ace reporter, Bill Duckton, at 1200 hours today, Saturday. We at The Blue Green Power Plant are as amazed and speechless as you readers must be!