Billl Duckton filed the following report, which has raised some concern among his co-workers, especially the Bluegreenplant custodian, who used to be a psychiatrist in Chile. If he is not losing his mind, this is the story of the century.
Bill Cluckton, I mean Duckton, here. There is another sun in the center of the Earth. And there is a sky in the center of the Earth. Almost as big as the sky back home. And the people here are not weird creatures. They are nice and they gave me food that tasted like chicken. They are hardly creepy at all. Man that sun in the center of the Earth is bright!
No photographic evidence accompanied this report, filed by Bill Duckton sometime last night.