Sunday, May 11, 2008

State Troopers Stop Towelamp in His Tracks

State troopers from Nebraska stopped William Towelamp from entering the hole that goes to the center of the Earth, but forgot to confiscate his guns or arrest him for violating his probation.

At this moment, Towelamp and his hired army are waiting at the entrance to the hole to the center of the Earth. "When he comes out, he is going to have a greeting party. And remember, it is Sir William Towelamp," stated Towelamp.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Towelamp's grudge is against Hecot Smithly. He had better not hurt Bill Duckton, or I will sell off my stocks in his company.

Percy Winthrop

poetlaureate4me said...

Towelamp was thwarted by Nebraska State Troopers

A terrible tastless seemless word

Washing the wet army boots of dead soldiers

I ask only that you tell me my Lord

Won't you ever stop laughing?

Moored among the coasters and lighters

Paul looked across the room hoping

never mind I am still lost in confusion

Life is like a big sausage, full of flowers.

-Steve, the poet

Millicentvickers said...

That's the best poem I have ever heard.

Millicent Vickers