Bill Duckton, who has been exploring the center of the Earth all alone since being somehow separated from his guide, Mayor Hecot Smithly, has found a cure for his loneliness. He reports that he has encountered Humanoid beings in the center of the Earth. His report follows:
Bill Duckton here. Nobody will believe it, but I will send photographic proof as soon as I can figure out the camera. There are tons of people in the center of the Earth and they wear clothes. They are very shy and I think I am bigger than them. They look pretty clean, but speak gibberish when they talk. They just stare at me and back up when I move toward them. Then they move toward me when I back up. It is so creepy. I wish Hecot Smithly were with me. I never expected to encounter something like this alone.