Bill Duckton, Bluegreenplant's crackerjack reporter, sent this rather terse and laconic report earlier today:
scary and creepy. the creature is coming at me. ouch! tripped over a rock. damn i wish i had a jacket! Ahhhh! it is trying to get me. Must find a ROCk. found one easily. I scared the monster away. Tank god. sory for errors, typing fast. I think I hit the creature with that rock. It wont be back. Ahh! wHat was that???!!!