Friday, May 30, 2008

Duckton Fights off Weird Creature

Bill Duckton, Bluegreenplant's crackerjack reporter, sent this rather terse and laconic report earlier today:

scary and creepy. the creature is coming at me. ouch! tripped over a rock. damn i wish i had a jacket! Ahhhh! it is trying to get me. Must find a ROCk. found one easily. I scared the monster away. Tank god. sory for errors, typing fast. I think I hit the creature with that rock. It wont be back. Ahh! wHat was that???!!!


PattiDavis said...

Do you think that creature got Hecot Smithly? Oh my God.

Anonymous said...

It is Gollum. He is still alive, in the center of the earth.

For Christ sake, Duckton, give him the RING!