Friday, March 14, 2008
Renaissance Mayor Hecot Smithly's Popularity Skyrockets
Renaissance Mayor Hecot Smithly has rewarded persistent reporters and onlookers at his giant drilling project by giving everyone in the city of Mulch Park a pot of gold. The gold was apparently accidently mined while drilling on the condemned Towelamp Estate.
A spokesman for Mayor Smithly put it this way: "We are not interested in gold. We plan to go much further than that! Keep it."