Friday, March 14, 2008

Renaissance Mayor Hecot Smithly's Popularity Skyrockets

Renaissance Mayor Hecot Smithly has rewarded persistent reporters and onlookers at his giant drilling project by giving everyone in the city of Mulch Park a pot of gold. The gold was apparently accidently mined while drilling on the condemned Towelamp Estate.

A spokesman for Mayor Smithly put it this way: "We are not interested in gold. We plan to go much further than that! Keep it."


Sirwilliamtowelamp said...

This is an outrage. That gold is mine. I insist that everyone who got a pot of gold return it to me because it was taken from my property.

Sir William Towelamp

Thequeenof england said...

Mister Towelamp,

You are hearby ordered an immediate cessation of the title Sir , as you have not been a knight of the British Empire for quite some time.

Tory Mills III,
Adjutant Secretary to
Queen Elizabeth