Monday, March 03, 2008
City of Mulch Park Drilling on Condemned Towelamp Estate
The city of Mulch Park, Nebraska has set up a giant drill in the spot of the lot which used to be occupied by the fancy vacation home of William Towelamp. When asked about the drill a technician looked from side to side and then whispered to a Bluegreenplant reporter, "This is a Malakov IV, a super-sized version of the Malakov III." The technician then nodded and edged away secretly.
After deep investigation into recently opened Soviet files, Bluegreenplant verified that the Malakov IV is the most powerful drill in the world. Its brochure claims that it is capable of reaching the center of the earth.