Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Towelamp Hopping Mad


Billionaire William Towelamp is hopping mad since he found a vacant lot where his fancy vacation home once stood. A witness described him as so mad that "he looked at a bird and it burst into flame." The ex-knight of the British Empire stood for three hours as his disbelief became rage and then a semblance of acceptance.

The home had been previously condemned by the city of Mulch Park and the demolition was perfectly legal," said Benny Sunifivich, a lawyer who advises the Blue Green Power Plant on legal matters.

5 comments:

orlandomorales said...

Ah, karma is awesome.

He better watch himself with matches from now on, speaking of karma.

-orlandomorales

sirwilliamtowelampautocomment said...

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territherascal said...

If the city condemned it, I am sure it was unsafe. Didn't I hear something about someone being injured there and having to go to the hospital?

Terri "The little rascal" Jenkings

Anonymous said...

It was the Mayor who got hurt!

Theodore Plank

sirwilliamtowelampautocomment said...

The mayor was trespassing!

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