Monday, February 11, 2008

Renaissance Man's Jaw to be Unwired

When the doctors unwire the mended jaw of the Renaissance man, The Blue Green Power Plant will be there with exclusive rights to interview him. He scrawled the promise on paper as he was supervising a crew that was building some sort of a huge platform at the site of the former vacation home of William Towelamp. That home was destructed after it was condemned by the city of Mulch Park.

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sirwilliamtowelampautocomment said...

Please refer to me as Sir William Towelamp. This comment is automated. Please do not try to respond to this comment as responses will be ignored.

Anonymous said...

I thought that they rescended your knightship because you weren't Canadian?

Amanda

sirwilliamtowelampautocomment said...

Shut the hell up, Amanda!!!

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I-HEART-GUMMY-BEARS said...

Amazing that you got there before Oprah.
Kudos, BGPP!

-Stephanie Shiptonly