Friday, February 01, 2008

Renaissance Man Freed on Technicality

The Renaissance man enjoyed an ice cream cone and a shot of bourbon at the first ice cream parlor and non-sports bar he could find after being released from the slammer in Omaha. Judge Milo Ottenger was scuttled when a courtroom mopper discovered documents revealing that Ottenger was impersonating a judge. "He wasn't a judge at all," said Lenny Testigo as he sprayed cleaning fluid on an obscene graffiti.

A new judge was assigned to the case, Judge Mercedes Toalla-Linterna. She immediately declared a mistrial and released the Renaissance man on his own recognizance.

When asked for comment, the Renaissance man finger spelled, "I still don't like bourbon very much."


Sirwilliamtowelamp said...

This kangaroo court is pure B.S.

Sir William Towelamp

phil said...

Just in time for Groundhog Day! How cool is that?


Anonymous said...

I love the Ranissance man!

Trina Jacoaby