The Renaissance man enjoyed an ice cream cone and a shot of bourbon at the first ice cream parlor and non-sports bar he could find after being released from the slammer in Omaha. Judge Milo Ottenger was scuttled when a courtroom mopper discovered documents revealing that Ottenger was impersonating a judge. "He wasn't a judge at all," said Lenny Testigo as he sprayed cleaning fluid on an obscene graffiti.
A new judge was assigned to the case, Judge Mercedes Toalla-Linterna. She immediately declared a mistrial and released the Renaissance man on his own recognizance.
When asked for comment, the Renaissance man finger spelled, "I still don't like bourbon very much."