Sunday, February 24, 2008

Feeder Goat Kills Expensive Tiger

A goat which was procured by the Municipal Zoo in Soapington, England and intended to be a meal for Philatilus, the bengal tiger, now sits alone in the tiger's cage, on top of an artificial rock. The no-name goat killed Philatilus in mid-pounce with a horn to the heart. The executive governing board of the Zoological Society is in shock. The zoo paid "a record amount of money" for the striped cat in October of last year.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is the goat supposed to symbolize the Renaissance man, I mean, Mayor Smithly? And the tiger is Willie Towelamp? That's my interpretation anyways.

Tank Jefferton
Boxcar, Alabama

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the goat is going to smash the tiger's den to rubble!! Ha ha.

Benjamin Jefferton
Boxcar, Alabama