Sunday, December 09, 2007
Renaissance Man Vows to Hold Elections
The Renaissance man has declared his hotel made of dung and buried in magnetic mulch to be the city of Mulch Park, Nebraska and announced that elections for mayor will be upcoming as soon as the bugs are out of the city charter. When asked by a reporter if he would run for the office, the renaissance man was coy, "I won't commit myself to anything until my exploratory committee gives me its report." He was about to leave when he dramatically turned and added, "At least I know what country I am a citizen of. So that's no problem." Reporters snickered at this veiled jab at William Towelamp.