Wednesday, November 28, 2007
Renaissance Man Released by Judge Judy Look-alike
A Judge who resembled television judge "Judge Judy" proclaimed the Vatican Police out of juristiction in Nebraska and the Renaissance Man was released. "Get out! You're a free man,"
she said. Reporters applauded, since it seemed that the Renaissance Man had no family or friends in the courtroom.
After the proceeding, a spokesman for the Pope said, "This is not over until it reaches the highest court of Heaven. We know he will be condemned in that court."
Renaissance man plans to return to his illegally built hotel on Interstate 80 in Nebraska. "I don't care if it is burried in mulch," he said, "I like it there."